Yes, Flamingos do Faint

There are times when the flamingos tell me, “Hey, you should check out your Spam file just to be sure you didn’t miss anything.”

They really are good at keeping me on track. So I checked my comments and found there were 21 marked Spam.

Then I read them to my flamingos.

One was interesting, I apparently don’t use my tags correctly,

Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information

I don’t always use tags but I know I am not supposed to overuse them. This is a little overwhelming and I won’t waste four minutes or my cyber security on the video. Thanks, but no thanks.

There were several from C-span, Fox, CNN and other not really them news organizations. How do I know it’s not legit? Here is an example.

Savved ass a favorite, I lpve yoour webb site! I have een sujrfing onlinne moree than three holurs thee days, yyet I bby nno eans ound anyy interestting aarticle llike yours.
It’s beautifuhl prie sufvicient foor me. In myy
view, iff aall webskte owners aand bloggerrs made god
content aas youu did, thhe nett wilol bee mujch mre usxeful thban ever before.
Doess youir blog havee a contact page? I’m havin troubgle llcating
itt but, I’dlike tto sholot yoou aan email. I’ve gott some creative ieeas for ypur blog yoou might bbe innterested
inn hearing. Either way, great website and I look forward
to seeinbg iit expawnd ovr time.

I want to know which ass is this person’s favorite.

I also want to make it clear that I am human, not a god, so my content won’t be in any way god-like.

Expawnd – I never played chess, too complicated, so I can’t be expawn(e)d as I was never pawned in the first place.

It was all a little overwhelming. One of my friends just fainted at the stupidity of some humans.wp-image-1405548944jpg.jpg

Excuse me as I delete my spam files.

Oh, look, I found a good one from an actual friend.

“Yay zombie flamingos 🙂 And double-yay Walking Dead coming back tonight….can hardly wait!!”

Glad I checked my spam folder.

 

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I am a dreamer who loves to explore the world through words. I hope to inspire others to live in peace and be their best selves. I also have an affinity for flamingos, gnomes, and all things magical. They live happily in my gardens.

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4 comments on “Yes, Flamingos do Faint
  1. joey says:

    Yeah, it’s like that. I wish I had the sense to faint and forget all about it, but I’m more the kind who wants to reply, “WTF? Get a dictionary, you moron!” So you know, I delete a lot 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sally says:

    I read my spam when I need a laugh too.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Joanne Sisco says:

    omg – the poor flamingo lost her beak when she fainted!! Damn those spammers!

    Liked by 1 person

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