There are times when the flamingos tell me, “Hey, you should check out your Spam file just to be sure you didn’t miss anything.”
They really are good at keeping me on track. So I checked my comments and found there were 21 marked Spam.
Then I read them to my flamingos.
One was interesting, I apparently don’t use my tags correctly,
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I don’t always use tags but I know I am not supposed to overuse them. This is a little overwhelming and I won’t waste four minutes or my cyber security on the video. Thanks, but no thanks.
There were several from C-span, Fox, CNN and other not really them news organizations. How do I know it’s not legit? Here is an example.
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I want to know which ass is this person’s favorite.
I also want to make it clear that I am human, not a god, so my content won’t be in any way god-like.
Expawnd – I never played chess, too complicated, so I can’t be expawn(e)d as I was never pawned in the first place.
It was all a little overwhelming. One of my friends just fainted at the stupidity of some humans.
Excuse me as I delete my spam files.
Oh, look, I found a good one from an actual friend.
“Yay zombie flamingos 🙂 And double-yay Walking Dead coming back tonight….can hardly wait!!”
Glad I checked my spam folder.